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Predeterminado A TEST OF Personal Morality and Ethics

A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS

With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
to be honest, but yet spontaneous.

You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.




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And here's the question (Please answer honestly):

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Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
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Predeterminado Enron Employees Leaving Houston Offices...With All Their Belongings

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>> ehécatl ha escrito:
>> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>>
>> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
>> has only one question, but it\'s a very important one. Please don\'t
>> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
>> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
>> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
>> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
>> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>>
>> You\'re in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
>> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
>> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
>> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
>> hopeless. You\'re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
>> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
>> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
>> everything away with it.
>>
>> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
>> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
>> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
>> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it\'s George W. Bush! At the
>> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
>> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
>> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
>> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
>> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ---------------------------------------
>>
>> And here\'s the question (Please answer honestly):
>>
>> ---------------------------------
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>>
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Predeterminado A cute political bumper sticker

"Save the Environment -- Plant a Bush Back in Texas."




> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here's the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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Predeterminado George Dubya found in a dirt-tunnel hideout!

George Dubya found caught in a dirt-tunnel hideout, 20 feet beneath the White House

The URL of this article is: http://globalresearch.ca/articles/DBY312A.html

High Value Target\" George W Bush was found caught in a dirt- tunnel hideout, 20 feet beneath the White House, 8 months after his defeat in the 2004 Presidential elections.

\"Troops clear the opening of the tunnel, revealing a vertical shaft about 2m deep. They discovered George W. Bush, sitting in the bottom of the tunnel cradling a pistol in his lap. When asked who he was, he reportedly replied \"George Dubya\"




> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it\'s a very important one. Please don\'t
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You\'re in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You\'re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it\'s George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here\'s the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time!


Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism!


Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention!


Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!


Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil!


George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency!


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George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There!


Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier!


Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!


BU_ _SH_ _!

Don't think. Vote Bush!


Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!





> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here's the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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Predeterminado The Emperor Has No Clothes Dress-Up Game

DO VISIT THIS SITE & ENJOY!!!!!

http://www.stickergiant.com/page/sg/dubya






> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here's the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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Predeterminado RESUME---George W. Bush

RESUME

George W. Bush

The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:



LAW ENFORCEMENT:

- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days.

-My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.


MILITARY:

- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.

- I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.

- By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty
in Vietnam.


COLLEGE:

- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

- I was a cheerleader.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

- I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.

- I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

- I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money.

- I was elected governor of Texas with the help of my father and our
right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay).


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

- During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

- I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes with the help of
my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the
Supreme Court.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.

- In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues every month.

- The members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history.

- My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
in U.S. history.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
the history of the United States government.

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S.history.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

- I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

- I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period.

- After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.

- I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.

- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library in College Station, TX, sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004 PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.




> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here's the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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> ehécatl ha escrito:
> A TEST OF PERSONAL MORALITY AND ETHICS
>
> With all your honor and dignity - what would you do? This test
> has only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't
> answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer
> you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features
> an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to
> make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs
> to be honest, but yet spontaneous.
>
> You're in Florida. In Miami, to be exact. There is a huge chaos going
> on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the flooding. There are
> huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you
> are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly
> hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are
> houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water
> masses. The nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
> everything away with it.
>
> Suddenly you see a man, steering a big van.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses
> of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar and
> important. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the
> same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
> away, forever. You have two options - you can save him or you can
> take the best Photo of your life and career. So you can save the life
> of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
> photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> And here's the question (Please answer honestly):
>
> ---------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
> Will you make the photo black and white, or color?
>
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